Humps

Humps here. Humps there. Humps everywhere...

Humps are growing out of the roads these days. Especially on streets where children run out to play.

Humps are a nuisance to motorists. They make the motorists slow down and check the bottom of their vehicles to see if it will take a scratch as they go over the humps.

It may irritate the hell out of the motorists, but to pedestrians, they are a blessing. A lot of motorists, especially those riding motorbikes, zoom in and out of the streets at reckless speeds in streets with plenty of people. Some riders learned their lesson only after they hit the walls or posts. Or worse, after they bumped someone.

We are now putting up humps in all the blocks in our subdivision to slow down all vehicles and prevent mishaps.

This is an association expense that members would gladly pay for.